Welcome to the greatest wedding held in St Helens on 9th August 2003. We at Hey Up are please
to bring you the WORLD exclusive Official photos from the wedding of Allan Woods and his
beautiful bride Joanne Robinson. Allan, as you are aware, has been a semi successful Banger driver for
some years now, best known for getting his cars on fire or knocking himself out while racing.
Joanne is best known for her lager drinking and having babies. They have a number of beautiful
children of various ages and expect to have or share more at a later date, or not. Update
the ACTUAL number of kids is two... They live in a
glamorous house in the posh part of the town they live in.
Allan has never been heard to say 'I am really looking forward to my nuptials being done and
making an honest women of her over there' and Joanne has never said 'Well he is the best I'm
going to get and he my kids dad so why not'
As the big day approached there were many preparations to be sorted, who would be the Best Man, could you
get Allan even slightly clean without resorting to acid baths... The list was endless.
But no fear the day came & everything was organised like an American military plan, though to be fair
no one on our side died!
Here we see the handsome groom arrive in
a rare car thing painted like the cars he races in, except its better quality paint and has
all the windows & seats in it.
This is the handsome groom and his batty
best man pretending they are Charlie's Angels, in a non gay masculine kind of way. We missed
the pics of the high kicks and headlocks.
Now we get to see the NEXT NEXT Generation
of Invader banger drivers. All boys, we think, at various ages ranging from very young to quite
young. We are sure that you will agree that they all look nice in their suits. ERM and shoes!
The grooms father, Stanley, was also
clean and tidy. Stanley raced in the old black and white days of banger racing, before Bangers
and Smash was thought of. Stanley was not well known for burning his cars or knocking himself
out every other race, in fact he was rather successful and managed to eek a few trophies. Though
none could ever be greater than his long suffering wife, who is also pictured here in a hat and a dress
with shoes and some flowers.
There were some gurls too
all dressed in pretty dresses holding a selection of flowers with their hair done nice. It
seems that these were the bridesmaid, though none were sighted carrying Milk around in churns
The deed had been done, the ceremony
was like a wedding in everyway, including the fact that Allan & Joanne were declared man and
wife at the end and the guests had mumbled their way through the religious songs, being drown out
by an old woman at the back and the vicar on the sound system. No one fainted in the church.
The Team photo included
from left to right.. A batty Best Man : The handsome groom : The brother called Paul : The
dad called Stanley : Another guy : The brides dad, or not : The odd looking one at the end.
Here they are Husband & her indoors.
I am sure that you will wish them all the best for the future and think about the past as we
in the present view their photo. Also think about the car as its going to be raced at Hednesford
in the PRE 68 in October by non other than Allan, or someone else. Indeed it was a great day for
all concerned and a wedding to boot too. The booze up, sorry reception was held in a plushish
club near a SPAR. The photos of the reception are veiwable elsewhere on this site in the photo
section.
Please note that all photos on this page remain copyright of the photographer and must not
be stolen and used by anyone working for, or who has ever read HELLO : OK : SMASH HITS : TVTIMES :
or any paper or magazine book or website, including this one. So basically sod off! Thank you.
Next time in HEY UP, the wedding of 'one eye one leg' George Granger and hunchback bride Jenny Christianson and
lets look at someones house visits Harry Prat and his flat in Scotland.
