What ever happened too??

So here is a short list of ex drivers from Warton with the question, where are they now??
As I have no idea I have come up with my thoughts on what's happened to these people...


165 Joanne Cleese
Raced in the Unlimited Class for a while, in a pink Mini, though it was blue to begin with.
But....
WHERE IS SHE NOW??

Pink, but no softie

WELL...
After taking up a new hobby, drying paint watching, she realised that it was the way for her to go. Three years later she had changed jobs to become a full time paint inspector at the Jaguar plant a Halewood Liverpool and can be seen on her day off, pouring water on cars and seeing how quick it dries... There is a chance that she will return to the racetrack soon, as a marshal, checking that each car has not got any sign of dampness on them.


116 Chris Turner
Raced a Ministox and was unbeatable for a while, even becoming Champion on at least one occasion.
But....
WHERE IS HE NOW??

Chris was fast

WELL...
After modelling glow in the dark shoes, Chris became a manufacturer and distributor of Glowing boots for use in the mushroom harvesting industry. He has since retired and lives alone in a one bed roomed flat in Cleethorpes. He has no plans to return to racing within the next two weeks.


24 David Burton
Raced a Ministox and was beatable for a while, never becoming Champion.
But....
WHERE IS HE NOW??

He was a Bad Boy

WELL...
After a short modelling career, you may have seen him in such publications as Blue Peter Annual 1999 and the now infamous Tellietubbies trash London video, Dave took up singing and, after a makeover, can be seen on MTV these days fronting The Darkness.


Flossy the sheep
Never raced, but did run..
But....
WHERE IS SHE NOW??

She was with a Bad Boy

WELL...
Sadly after being caught by the ban man, Flossy followed a new career, on the game. She made plenty of money, as non inflateable sheep are hard to come by, she retired to a feild in Morecambe. Her days were numbered after the foot and mouth crisis and she ended up working for ASDA and can now be seen sliced and wrapped in plastic in the lamb section. Bon appitite


OK these three were to get us going, but can you remember anyone who no longer races, I will not make inquiries but just make stuff up about them.
DISCLAIMER: None of the above may be true or even serious and any resemblance to anyone living or dead, is purely accidental. Oh if any of the above are actually dead then I genuinely didn't know and do not mean to cause any offence or upset.


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