28-12-03
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So, no snow, but plenty of ice and even more action. The rain held off, but the hard hitters
did not. It was cold, but the racing was hot... blah blah blah.
So most of were still slightly hung over, except some of the kids, who were in their Jnr Bangers
today. Heat one and lil saint (# 93) recovered well after Jimbob span him out, that said
mini saint had span out Sean Bapboy, causing a bap to appear in his pants. There was a strong turnout
of Hillbillys and a few Invaders too, but heat two saw # 138 (Son of the Noddy one) David K, getting
stuck into Saint, # 3, and throwing # 999 Darrell Shaw into an emergency spin, with big air
too.. S o N then had same treatment put onto him by the Bob of Jim land! # 47 caused a red flag after
a knock, but walked away, and I trust is OK. The final and # 999 was in the middle of Shaun and S o N and
they ended up in a pile with Mini Saint. A good recovery from all and action again, this time # 284
getting sapn out by Hillbilly # 188. Shaun was releasing another bap in his pants, after flying
high and out. The sad git Stalker, who had not raced his car all day, cause it wasn't working, got
a push off the track, after not starting again, and stole the pic off my site, but wait, cut it
so you couldn't see the tractor pushing him, and adding EXTRA signage that wasn't on the car to
make it look cool... How sad.
The Warton Stock cars were, ERM, interesting. There was a car that looked like it had been won from
a cracker, and caused much merriment, and a debut for # 343 Lee 'Ministox Champ' Wrennall. Heat
one saw # 169, Cracker, have a few spins and # 65 also face in the incorrect direction. Heat two
and close racing prevailed, # 134 MB Alex Chapman had a spin and Cracker seemed to have gotten to
grips with his new toy. It was soon final time and Cracker had a big moment on start finish line
# 380 Lenord... wait no its not!! Its # 62 David xSG Eccles in his first meeting in Stock Car
spinning.... twice! Dan Wrennall won the race and we were all happy...
Well when I say all I exclude the Super Banger Drivers, whom were joined by three Unlimited Minis!!
Ste Smith, # 44, started from the rear of the grid, but fought his way through to take an impressive
win, unimpressed was Peggy Butcher, who ended up with a trashed car as a Unlimited Mini butty
filling. Heat two and # 19 Michael Bell, in a black car, caused waved yellows after spinning and
stopping in middle of the entrance to far corner. Then it all went mental! # 668 got given the win
dispite being black flagged and being on the infield, for contacting another car in this, a con
tact sport! Dummies spat out all over the place, one whizzed past my ear at 100 miles an hour.
It all sorted itself out for the final.. and Ste Smith was back out and having great fun drag
racing with the various huge supers, usually winning them to next corner. # 25 Andy Yeats and # 274
DC, with his reshaped Super, ended up in a pile, tho DC carried on.
The biggest action was in the Bangers and it kicked off from the start. Heat one and # 700 Lollipop
ended up in the wall. Donkey, had an hearse and the Duck ended up in the middle of crush, with
Winkie and others. Bad Newz solo driver, GypoJim was to rimmer, as he was without a tyre
on front of car for most of race! The hearse, tho it failed to finish, was intact at the end of
the race, and Molloy was 'accidentally ' hit by a couple of TMK cars, after he was mouthing off to
them in the chatroom, wot a coincidence.. # 215 got span in heat two and decided to carry on regardless, THE WRONG WAY. # 298
Nicky, from TNT, hit him head on, both out and Dads engine broke to boot! # 41 Dan Steele
was having great problems with his steering, but it was all fixed for the final. The first
car to spin was # 549 of TMK and # 18 Andrew Molloy, in a black XJS in his first adult banger
meeting, was punted by Grandad, # 157, #493 was lifted by a hard rear end shunt, but Shovy
went one better, having a huge roll al most at my feet! Everyone was ok and racing continued,
Dan Steele removed # 691 and # 291, Fat Boy ESQ drove though TEAMMATES hearse.. Donkey was very
happy though. Odd lot these banger drivers! The DD and Wingnut, in another crap car of the day, moved
about three foot, before his Yank tank was blitzed. Wingnuts bro, Martin, was snapped by Dan, The
Duck attacked Molloy and he ended up in pit wall with his XJS looking like a Metro!
Yup it was a good day and a good meeting as an end to the reign of O'Brien, Mick O'Brien. Roll
on 2004. The CWV is next and MMIII is in March.. Looking good!
The Results are coming, least i think they are..
1st 2nd 3rd 4th 5th 6th 7th 8th
MINISTOX
Heat 1 500 206 101 186 51 415 285 323
Heat 2 101 283 401
Final 500 47 186 999 185 138 285 11
BANGERS
Heat 1 157 270 42
Heat 2 151 174 493 41
Final 151 41 215 157 18
D.D. 149
SUPER BANGERS
Heat 1 44 668 200 274 180
Heat 2 668 9 356
Final 9 244 668 186 200 44 669 274
STOCK CARS
Heat 1 134 112 343
Heat 2 67 112 342 65
Final 342 65 112 343 134 380 135 67
SnOrK
