Assuming you find a good looking partner, or the first bloke to walk past, set a date, usually
in the future, and arrange things like cocktail sticks and pineapple chunks. A vicar or other
simular person helps too. Make a list of friends, but remember to argue with your prospective
partner about everything, from if Aunt Maude should wear her fishing gear to the price of the
main meal, I find chicken butties with crisps is a reasonable price at these places.
Invitie guests that make you look good, no one better looking, well hey IT IS YOUR DAY!
Somewhere to sit is also handy, as sitting on a guests knee is not such a good look. Always
carry a mobile so you can ring up the emergency deck chair company, if needed. A hint is
to take advantage of modern technoli.. technolligy... STUFF , and delete incriminating
photos from guests digital cameras.
A cake is usually a good thing at a wedding. That said its important to decorate it with stuff
that you can use later, here we see two remote cars, ideal way to spend your first night of married
life with, racing the cars around the bedroom till the early hours (well what else is there
to do that night ??)
Make sure the kids have someone responsable to look after them, Here we see that Em is looking
after Steven.
The guests expect some blue movie action, a kiss usually suffices, but there is no need to
let anyone see the follow in later, even if you are both banger drivers!
Make sure the toys are suitable for both partners to enjoy.
Get some of your best mates and relatives, then dress them in stuff they would never wear to ASDA
and insist that you take as many pictures as possable of them in your choosen attire.
