Joke Rules!

All Team V rules as per Warton 2002 rule book, other than.

Ammendment 111- Team V cars ARE allowed to jack stationary cars, but only Yellow and Blue ones with TMK on the side.

Ammendment 149d- Winding up TMK is acceptable, but only when in bad taste (e.g. Painted coffins and bad language).

Ammendment 666r- It is OK to drive the wrong way round the track, as long as:
A: There is a good chance of doing a head on with a TMK car.
B: There is a TMK driver stranded in his car and you missed him as you drove past the right way.
C: Mick has fallen out with Mark of TMK.

Ammendment 949t- Team V is asked to remind TMK that banger racing is fun and not to be taken sooo seriously

Ammendment 449- You are reminded that in Team V colors you can do most of what you want without any penalties, but if you race in Blue & Yellow then you WILL go up infront of the commettee if you have been racing at Warton.


If you know any other rules, or can make some up, mail them to me at the usual address :)

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