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A guide on how to be a male model.


Not many people realise that our favourite marshal, Gary, was a male model in the late seventies. Unfortunately all his work has been destroyed, on taste grounds, but Gary still runs master classes on what is a real art. Below are samples from the Master Male Model (Nude and catalogue edition.)

pose one BEGINNERS CLASS This is the classic symmetric pose, note arms are at same angles and hands same distance from centre of the body. The crossed feet give an element of naturalism (not to be confused with naturism) and the distant stare (only attempt this if you have been practicing for over a year at modelling) adds an element of mystery.

pose two INTERMEATIATE CLASS This pose, keeping the vacant stare, is tricky to master, but will get you some catalogue work. The leg cross is more dramatic and the other way round, showing us the versatility of this past star. The limp hand (practice this alone in the bedroom) may help you get work in Attitude.

pose three GOOD CLASS This is a more advanced pose, standing erect facing almost away from the lens. It takes great skill to get the face at he right angle to drag the viewer to wonder what is so interesting just out of shot. It helps having a mate looking the same direction in the back ground, but make sure you cannot see their face, or you may have to split the fee. A raised leg, resting on some object, and reverse arch of the back add to the intrigue.

pose four EXPERT CLASS This fun pose has many uses, including modelling for a garden gnome sitting at a pond fishing. You MUST ALWAYS keep your balance, failure to do this could end you getting seriously hurt. Remember a silly smile is good, but not needed for a gnome factory, as they have beards.

Student Paul NO CLASS Here a student, no name, tries the Gnome pose, and fails... Still it takes a few years to become a master modeller like Gary. (never mind Paul) oops soz mate.


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