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Where are they now... Do I care ?? Do you ?? No prizes ? What a rip off What the f.....?
Everything has a competition these days to win money, cars, holidays or even a prize that money can't buy.. Well this site is different, as the prizes have not been bought, aquired donated or anything else. THERE ARE NO PRIZES... So don't e-mail or call..... ITS JUST FOR FUN
Scarey thought, the prizes on Bullseye and 321 were better than these

Spot the Difference......

Two identical photos from May Day 2005 meeting.. But can you see the 10 differences ??

Oooh nice pic
Oooh nice pic, but its the same as the one above... aint it ?

A quiz, with NO answers, no prizes and only a few daft questions.. Why are you bothering with it ?
  • A Quiz? answer: YES..
  • Any Prizes? answer: wtf do you think?
  • Are the answers hidden upside down at the bottom of the page? answer: No... There are no answers, no prizes nothing... Get it?

    1... Who am I ? I race a car.... I know I am the best driver at Warton, despite not winning a championship yet.... I have a brother who also races at Warton.... My car only lets me down if I crash it or it breaks.... I have an Holy nickname

    2... Can a Mini be a successfull Super Banger ?

    3... Is every Super Banger supposed to roll over at least once a year ?

    4... If Warton Stock Cars are not Outlaws, are they Inlaws ?

    5... If a Ministox restrictor is designed to restrict air into the engine, isnt that just a form of Mini torture ? Can you go to prison for trying to suffacate a Mini ? (You can if you try and choke a minor)

    6... Do you think there are going to be any prizes if you get all the questions right and send in the correct answers before anyone else ?

    7... Who am I ? I race a car.... I built it to my own design.... The engine is louder than Concordes sonic boom.... I come from a well to do family.... my dad still races, hes 106 you know

    Still no prizes ? What a rip off, you might as well go then

  • I put captions to a lot of my photos in the albums... But you may want to do one too. Keep them clean, and let me know the date/photo and caption, and I will look at it, ignore the fact you sent it in, and use it myself later claimimg it was all my own idea. I can't say fairer than that.

    Our lady marshal got a batism of water (twice) but which crash is she legging it from here?
    Leg it lady!!
    Also open to a caption for her too say..?

    Janet sent this in!
    Can you do better ?
    I'm going to have to see my vet about this colostomy bag

    Paul White e-mailed this in!
    You got a caption ??
    Hey mate. Giz a hand I think I've flooded the engine.

    Ms Potts gave us this fantastic caption :)
    You got a caption ??
    Mark hopes that by hypnotising Mick he can ensure they never get banned again!

    Can you do better than these?
    Mail me if you must... But you won't win anything DISCLAIMER: Whilst no effort has been made into providing prizes, the management (me) reserves the right to withdraw the non prize and not replace it with something of a similar value. The judges (me) desition is final and no corrospondance will be read. In short, your on your own and I know nothing about any prizes, I have repeatly said there are NO prizes... So stop asking for blinking prizes thicko!!!

    Where are they now... Do I care ?? Do you ?? What the f.....?

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